Dear Santa, Just Bring Alcohol Tea Towel cats Mountain pose

Mountain pose

a bold stylized Artsy Fartsy graphic in yellow with a red outline and gray shadow looks like it jumped straight off a retro sketchbook

and the occasional reminder that some people simply should not be left unsupervised

or delightfully unfiltered

Dear Santa, Just Bring Alcohol Tea Towel cats Mountain poseIf your holiday wish list has exactly one item on it, this tea towel speaks your truth loud and clear. Bright red with crisp white lettering, it spells out the only gift that really matters: Dear Santa, Just Bring Alcohol. Surrounding the text are playful line illustrations of Santa hoisting a frothy mug, cocktails clinking, snowflakes, trees, and cheerful polka dots that make it look like the worlds most festive bar menu. Made from soft, absorbent